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Recent Movie Reviews

18 Movie Reviews

It's lines like...

"I eat the talking bees, because I'm George Washington Christ"

That make this series great. Keep up the good work!

P.S. Fuck Nazi Pirates!

Fuckin' Awesome Man!

I love Battle Royale, and this movie was excellent! Keep up the hard work! And anyone who liked the movie, I encourage them to read the book as they will LOVE it. (New endings and better deaths, Kazuo dies in awesomeness instead of just Shogo blasting him... I won't ruin it here, but it involves a minivan!)

P.S. Kazuo Kiriyama rules!

P.P.S. Great entry man, I'm voting FIVE!

I'M AN ACCIDENTAL!!

Oh man, that was one of the best Flashs I've see in a long time! Keep up the Good Work!!!

Recent Game Reviews

20 Game Reviews

In the beginning...

I thought, boy this really is stupid. But, as it went on, it got really, really funny. Awesome humor! A+!

Lame.

It's another cookie cutter side scrolling "space shooter", except with lots of crap slammed in to the craziness. Kinda obnoxious if you ask me. Just like your other game, the really lousy one with the running squirrel.

Don't get me wrong, ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet. But this game is just plain lousy.

Well, it was alright

As far as quizzes go, I liked the setup. It had good graphics and overall, it was pretty slick.

No naked Britney Spears at the end kinda sucked, but hey.

You get a big fat fucking zero in sound for the most annoying song loop ever to grace a flash movie.

In case anyone cares...
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lol...

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. "Damn it Otto! You drink too much." "Damn it Otto! You have Lupas." One of those doesn't sound right. - Mitch Hedberg

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