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Bob the Ball Bob the Ball

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's lines like...

"I eat the talking bees, because I'm George Washington Christ"

That make this series great. Keep up the good work!

P.S. Fuck Nazi Pirates!

Battle Royale Madness Battle Royale Madness

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuckin' Awesome Man!

I love Battle Royale, and this movie was excellent! Keep up the hard work! And anyone who liked the movie, I encourage them to read the book as they will LOVE it. (New endings and better deaths, Kazuo dies in awesomeness instead of just Shogo blasting him... I won't ruin it here, but it involves a minivan!)

P.S. Kazuo Kiriyama rules!

P.P.S. Great entry man, I'm voting FIVE!

Bob the Ball - Episode 2 Bob the Ball - Episode 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Oh man, that was one of the best Flashs I've see in a long time! Keep up the Good Work!!!

Recent Game Reviews

Sex Kitten Sim-Date Sex Kitten Sim-Date

Rated 5 / 5 stars

In the beginning...

I thought, boy this really is stupid. But, as it went on, it got really, really funny. Awesome humor! A+!

Ninja Air Combat Ninja Air Combat

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


It's another cookie cutter side scrolling "space shooter", except with lots of crap slammed in to the craziness. Kinda obnoxious if you ask me. Just like your other game, the really lousy one with the running squirrel.

Don't get me wrong, ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet. But this game is just plain lousy.

The Newgrounds Quiz The Newgrounds Quiz

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Well, it was alright

As far as quizzes go, I liked the setup. It had good graphics and overall, it was pretty slick.

No naked Britney Spears at the end kinda sucked, but hey.

You get a big fat fucking zero in sound for the most annoying song loop ever to grace a flash movie.

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9. C
10. D

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